CDC Claims ‘No Zombies’ Despite Miami, Maryland Cannibal Attack Photos, Video Evidence

Still, zombie conspiracies are circulating the Internet at an alarming rate, becoming the second most-popular search term on Google even, because the news of zombie-like attacks apparently doesn’t stop in just Miami and Maryland.

via CDC Claims ‘No Zombies’ Despite Miami, Maryland Cannibal Attack Photos, Video Evidence.

 At one dollar for eight meals it’s a wonder Zombies are interested in brains.

Although if voter’s ability to carry out elections that involve missing chads are any indication, brains should fetch a premium price in Florida.

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